Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic.
Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.
 
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.
The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.
 
At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military
Size: 10 oz bar